I'm Talking In Text Now...Someone Shoot Me!

Ok, my sister and me have, on occasion, been sitting (in person) talking and instead of laughing we say LOL LOL......  But I hear myself more and more text talking, "tauxing"...  I went into my bedroom and the kids DEEEEmolished it!!!  Popcorn everywhere!  Pillows thrown, blankets off the bed.  The kids just kicking back watching TV..'Who cares it's Mom's room' probably what they're thinking...

So what do I yell???? "OMG GUYS!..."


I don't even have a cell phone!

Please shoot me....  I finally started talking like an adult again.  (Kids aren't babies so no more baby talk.) And here I am tauxing....like a nerd.  Cause you know it ain't cool to hear a 30 something old women yell out "OMG! I just love those shoes!"

Am I too lazy to say actual words?  TMI, BTW, LOL, OMG, how busy am I that I can't.  It's actually hard to stop..  I've been trying!  I can't quit! OMG guys HELP!