Yes, it's gonna be one of those posts.
Every girl over the age of 30, I'd say, knows damn well you don't go starring straight into a mirror first thing in the morning! You just don't. Morning light plus just waking up equals a bad start. Theres a certain regimine you must follow!
You find things you never seen before.... some things have moved! Its just all around a bad idea!
So what the H-E-Double sippy straws was I thinking this morning?
It always starts out harmless enough. You glance up... but your eyes lock on to something. That makes you curious. So you start purposely searching for more.....Before you know it, it's been a hour, people are wondering what happened to you and your on the floor in the bathroom, in a ball, sobbing "where did it all go wrong".....
Ok maybe not that dramatic. But it really brings your morning pep down! When I say pep I mean coffee buzz.
I won't gross you out with my findings, but lets just say purdy just don't happen anymore.
I guess chin hairs are next! WooHoo!